Parents gone at a wedding almost across the country for 3 days. Mum calls my cell:
Question Nr.1: Did you eat????
Me: No, I’m starving.
Question Nr.2: Did you go to bed at a reasonable hour????
Me: (no) Yes, mum.
Question Nr. 3: Did you put water to my flowers?
Me: (shit, i forgot): Yes, mum.
Mum: Ok, sweetie, talk to you tomorrow. Goodnight!